My Sister’s Tweets
Let me preface this with saying I love my sister dearly. She is kind, intelligent, creative and a critical thinker…
despite what her twitter feed will lead you to believe.
She is a teenager living in the ‘burbs of Ohio, just trying to make sense of the world. Thanks to Twitter, I get to see real-time displays of teenage angst, confusion and wonder via digital farts we call tweets.
Dear friends and readers – I bring you my sister’s top ten tweets, edition 1.
No. Nobody does.
Well, your last name is Salazar, so that’s just not in the cards for you.
Ahhh, the English language is a thing of beauty.
Wear a yarmulke. That’s one hat they can’t say shit about. You can bedazzle it or something…
As someone who was a teenager on the 90s, I can say that this was the beginning of the end of music…
You better think about that one. Do you REALLY, though??
Well, at least you’ve made a decision. #official